With all this talk about the Bird Flu, it is easy to overlook another, more sinister virus: The Canine-Transforming Virus. As a conscientious biologist, I felt compelled to provide the public with some evidence of its horrible effects. Here is one of its victims in London; a cheery gentleman who runs a game stall at theme parks.
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Ah, good to see the old ALJ in action. I’m a fully paid up member.I bet there’s a site out there somewhere devoted to pictures of owners who look like their dogs. In this case I’d be tempted to take the dog as a prize – far better than the dying goldfish I used to win from the funfair in Peel Park!
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