So I walk into a McDonalds and I say to the guy: “Wow, your floor looks so clean. Do you use a vacuum cleaner or just your food?”

Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week. Try the veal, and don’t forget to tip your waitresses.

The blog’s stand-away comedy was sponsored by McDonalds.

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