Alternative extreme animal sports

Remington Cowboys wrestling a bull

Attempts to bull-gliding didn't quite make it.


In light of the persistence of bullfighting – a pointless, wasteful and rather cruel sport – I propose the institution of the following alternative extreme animal sports:

1. Bull-headbutting

2. Elephant-sumo

3. Eagle-gliding

4. Bear-slapping

5. Rhino-tickling

6. Whale-wrestling

and the coolest sport ever,

7. Jet-sharking.Yes. Yes.

Notice how in all these, the animals also have a chance. A GOOD chance.

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