I believe that the unanimous consensus of social networking platforms is that life events subjectively perceived as overly and negatively affective to one’s existence, while simultaneously not achieving a similar status of wider social, and therefore objective, impact, must be restricted to communication solely with members of the subject’s immediate social circle; specifically a parent, with the maternal figure being the overwhelmingly preferable option.

This fascinating social consensus can also be aptly summarised by the folksy adage: “save yo drama for yo mama”.