The cookie blues

OK, another pointless blog entry… Some times you just come across a good joke, so funny that you feel that nerdy need to share it with everyone else.

This time it was an episode from the obscure, surreal and random cartoon “Family Guy”. It’s Cookie Monster, that childhood friend from Muppet Show, and he’s in cookie rehab. But that’s not what got me – no. It was when two orderlies hold him down to sedate him while he screams: “You guys are Nazis, man!”

Kudos to everyone involved.

If you don’t believe me, you can watch it here.

Και Ελληνιστί (can you read this?)

Να λοιπόν που αποφάσισα να γράψω και κάτι στα Ελληνικά… κι αν το διαβάζεις αυτό, ή είσαι από Ελλάδα, ή σ’ αρέσουν οι ξένες γλώσσες. Πολύ.

Τέλος πάντων, δεν είχα και τίποτα ιδιαίτερο να γράψω, απλώς είπα ν’ αποδείξω ότι όντως είμαι Έλληνας κι όχι Άγγλος μ’ ελληνικό όνομα… και να πω ένα γεια στην ελληνική Διασπορά!

Αλλά αν είσαι απ’την πατρίδα, καλωσήρθες και άσε μου κανένα χαιρετισμό στα Γκρικ.

Να είστε καλά!

What does the artist mean?


In our continuing struggle to promote a higher cultural education, we present you with this rare copy of Rembrandt’s 1632 painting “The Anatomy Lecture of Dr. Nicolaes Tulp”. In this version, the artist hath summoned all his skill to capture a realistic and disturbing view into the psyche of the Amsterdam Surgeons’ Guild – in fact, so clearly doeth he achieve this that it was possible for our exceptional scholars to interpret the innermost thoughts of the characters depicted. NOTE: Thought interpretations may vary, mostly in that we are right and everyone else is wrong.

Click on the image to enlarge!

Today’s message is brought to you by the Higher Cultural Awareness Foundation (HCAF).

HCAF: We put the sap in Homo sapiens.

The Microscope recommends. Like anyone cares.

In other news (other than the angry Veg-mob), it’s been a busy week as always, but not only work-wise. Surprisingly, there are a few morsels of “real” life to talk about.

Last night, in a rare bout of insomnia, I finished William Golding’s Nobel-winning book “Lord of the flies”. It’s a strange tale of a bunch of British kids who crash on a Pacific island and go gradually crazy – actually, “atavistic” (huh? what’s that?) is a more appropriate term.

Essentially, the book is a study of social structure and human nature. Golding’s view was that we derive our morals and values from the presence of order and civilisation around us; in the absence of these, we will begin slaughtering pigs, bashing people’s heads in and dancing naked in the moonlight. I’m not sure I fully agree with this notion – that circumstances dictate the level of our morality – but I think the way he captures the beast within – smeared on the canvas of childish innocence – is superb. In short, he turns the island into a micrography of the world, and unleashes the different forces of human society – democracy, anarchy, morality, immorality – in a dazzling way. Not to mention that his descriptions – though dangerously teetering on the Tolkien “please-no-more-leaves-and-trees” edge – are captivating, simply because they are first hand. A vicious novel that might even disturb us today, 52 years later.

And that’s not all. Get some coffee. About a week ago, I also finished Robert Baer’s “See no Evil”, an account of an ex-CIA agent on how beautifully the CIA has messed up its act in order to serve wallets. Nothing we didn’t already know then, but it was shocking to find out the specifics. I’d recommend it to anyone who remotely wonders what all those “the CIA trained terrorists” or “the CIA is involved in the Middle-East” accusations actually mean. And even if you couldn’t care less (like the CIA), it’s still a tight, powerful and realistic (well, duh) spy thriller. It’s a wonder how huge organisations like that can get away with willful incompetence and neglect, two sins that unfortunately culminated in the sad events of 9/11.

And speaking of the fall of giants, I’ll close this little review spree by mentioning an exceptional documentary I watched on Saturday: “Enron: The smartest guys in the room”. If the name “Enron” means anything to you, it’s definitely worth watching, if only to understand something about the mind and psyche of the people behind the biggest scam in human history, including Scientology. In one word, unbelievable – and that’s pretty much how they pulled it off. Agitprop? Nope – just a view to how far corporate realpolitik (aka “greed”) can go with some good will and blind eyes.

Okay. Enough hippy reviews. If you read so far, thank you. But what have we learned? I’ll leave the answer to some friends:

That which has been is what will be, That which is done is what will be done, And there is nothing new under the sun. – Ecclesiastes 1:9

But…

…there is no difference; for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, being justified freely by His grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus. – Romans 3:22b-24

The hard trade

Well, I’ve broken the record: It’s been eight days without a single entry, although I had much to write. And today I was all keyed up to put something in, but I just received the 16th rejection of my novel, but it was the second time an agent actually read the entire manuscript (usually they reject a sample you send to them initially).

This time, the agent said that it was “interesting to read” but “didn’t find it irresistible enough”. The rest of the letter is the usual stuff about full client lists and difficult markets.

I know that this is the deal, but man, it stings the same every time…

In short, I’ve kind of lost the mood for an entry today. Just wanted to let you all know that I’m still alive, and I’ll be getting back on soon.