Greece

(Click on image for full size)Tomorrow, the Microscope is leaving for a week and going right into ground zero of the economic crisis: Athens.

Sadly, this won’t be like a month ago, when I was in Spain. That’s a nice way of saying that I haven’t prepared any comics in advance (due to various reasons) and the blog’s traffic will plummet like the global market (too soon?).

So, I hope to be back next Friday, and will put up some new comics soon. Meanwhile, why don’t you feast upon the Comic Archives? It’ll cure what ails you – if what ails you is a postdoc, academia, lab monkeys, research funding, or just an old man yelling at you for using a multichannel pipette.

You can also follow me on Twitter, which is where everything happens these days. I’m sure I’ll have a lot to tweet from Greece.

Announcement: BioData comics

I’m thrilled to announce that I’ll be drawing a weekly cartoon strip for the BioData blog, and the first one is up today.

BioData are THE go-to company for lab/research management software (they’ve recently also acquired another amazing company, LabLife) and the Microscope is all emotional and misty for getting to draw for them.

In Newcastle

The Other Newsletter is on forced hiatus for two reasons: 1) I moved to Newcastle and started a post doc that’s eating up my time and 2) I don’t have Internet at home.

But mostly, my free time is going to studying the Highway Code and writing a research paper for publication.

In more important news, the Lord has blessed me with a wonderful Church here in Newcastle and I’m very excited about what He has in store for the time I’ll be there. It’s good to finally go to a healthy (not perfect – no-one is!) fellowship where I don’t feel vexed in my spirit after the service. Yes, it’s a Reformed Evangelical church.

Hope to be back on soon, but connecting us at home is going slower than a research project. Zing.

Dr!

So it is.

As of yesterday, October 23, 2007, I have been accepted into the ranks of Biology as a Doctor (of Philosophy), following a three-and-a-half hour grilling on my thesis. As per tradition, I have some minor corrections to do on the document (I couldn’t believe some mistakes I made) and then it’s print-out and hard binding (some six copies!). Oh – and I’m also graduating on December 5, when I get to wear a saffron-red-black gown complete with a squashed hat straight out of 14th-century Italy.

It’s been a long ride, with many ups and even more downs, but God can work miracles. I thank Him because these last days He has graced me with a particularly strong sense of His presence, and that was an enormously calming factor as I walked into the dragon’s den today.

Also, I want to thank all of you who have been praying for me and have been encouraging me along. The names are many and valuable.

And now I look forward to what God has in store for the future – with excitement and anticipation.

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the LORD, thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope.
Jeremiah 29:11

The Thesis redemption

It’s done.

But more importantly, it’s gone.

Today, after three months of toil, I sent off my 217-page thesis to my two examiners, one internal with the University and one external, in Germany. It’s out of my hands now, and all I have to do is prepare for my viva in late October. It is, as they say, the point of no return.

It’s good to be free.

I could write a novel on my thesis adventures alone, but I’m afraid it would be too intense. So instead, I give you dates:

  • Began writing thesis full-time: July 3
  • First deadline for submission: August 15
  • Realised that first deadline is a joke: August 14
  • Second deadline for submission: September 12
  • Armageddonic realisation that statistics are wrong: September 10
  • Really worried about statistics: September 14
  • Realised that second deadline is just not going to happen: September 15
  • Third deadline for submission: September 20
  • Realised that third deadline falls on a Sunday: September 18
  • Fourth deadline for submission: September 23
  • Gave up on hope of ever graduating: September 18
  • Adopted tearful “I don’t care any more” attitude: September 19
  • Fifth deadline for submission: September 28
  • Print Shop rage: September 26
  • Registry Office comes to the rescue: September 27
  • Submission of thesis under “Hallelujah” chorus: September 28

***ADDITION ***

  • Thesis reaches Germany and gets lost in post: September 29
  • Notified of situation: October 11
  • Thesis finally emailed to examiner as PDF: October 12
  • Second (and last) hard copy of thesis sent to external examiner’s home: October 15

Ain’t no business like a PhD business.